GRUBBY FINGERS: MINI'S COLLECTION

When humanity died out, Earth went quiet—so quiet that the squirrels briefly thought they’d won. But out of the cracks of a forgotten world came the Minis: tiny explorers with enormous curiosity and absolutely no sense of danger. Seeing a completely empty planet, they did what any thumb-sized pioneer would do—they claimed it. They don’t know who came before them, but they’re certain of one thing: the world is huge, strange, and full of opportunity. They're going to redecorate in miniature.



GRUBBY FINGERS

Nobody is entirely sure where Grubby Fingers came from. Some claim he emerged fully formed from a forgotten biscuit tin buried behind a slow cooker in Richard Branson's kitchen; others swear he was once a respectable man who touched a wet paint sign and never emotionally recovered. What is known is that Grubby has been smudging ink, thumb-printing artwork, and lowering the tone of perfectly decent copy ever since.

A humour writer and artist of questionable hygiene but undeniable charm, Grubby grew up in the Midlands, where he developed his unique comic voice by eavesdropping on pensioners arguing over reduced-aisle crumpets. When he’s not doodling or dismantling the English language for sport, Grubby can be found insisting that crisp packets absolutely count as bookmarks.